This article (above) recently appeared in our local paper. 

And now the rest of the story......

The paper box in question sitting in the big, rumbly van.  

The big, rumbly van that rescued the paper box from the deep-dark-scary woods.

Note: Reason for #3 son being in the deep-dark-scary woods? He collects aluminum cans and scrap metal to help pay for the gas for the big, rumbly, always-hungry van.